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melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Downvotes, Lurkers, and Other Modern Pastimes

Oh, the world of debate, it’s a curious place, Where folks hide in shadows and hide their face. No one wants to talk, no one wants to tr...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Fentanyl Isn’t a Drug Crisis t’s a War We’re Losing

While certain politicians cry over the “poor little fishermen” (a.k.a. cartel runners playing dress-up off Venezuela), here’s a question...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

CNN’s Latest Oops: Narrative Speedrun Edition

Have you ever wondered why CNN reports the news like they’re speedrunning a narrative on “easy mode”? Because THIS week, they delivered ...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

This raccoon just gave a whole new meaning to “Party Like a Rockstar.” 🤣

Forget guitars and backstage passes this little fur-covered menace went on a legendary bender inside a Virginia liquor store. He didn’t ...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

My Brain Clocked Out 😅

It’s Friday today and I’m moving real slow But the moment I’m off? Turbo mode, let’s go.

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Another Day, Another ‘Who Could’ve Seen This Coming?’ Moment

Here we go again...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Is America Fixing Itself or Falling Apart 🤷‍♂️

The question isn’t about America’s wealth it’s about our backbone. Do we still have the drive to repair the cracks forming in our founda...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

The "Win" That Feels Like a Slap 🤦‍♂️

Am I the only one tired of Republicans hyping “no tax on tips” and “no tax on overtime” like it’s some historic miracle? It’s 2025. We’r...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

BREAKING: Mysterious Sources Strike Again 🤫

Marcus and Jay were in their usual spot at the D.C. park chess table, the White House lurking in the background like it was eavesdroppin...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

The Smaller My Life Gets, the Better It Feels

I keep my life small on purpose now. A handful of humans who don’t flinch when I’m wrong, leave when I’m broke, or quiet when I’m loud.T...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Dead People Eat Better Than Me 🤦‍♂️

So apparently,America is running a $100 billion-a-year “Free Food for Whoever Shows Up (or Doesn’t)” Festival otherwise known as SNAP. A...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

🎪 Welcome back to Clowns of Congress 🤦‍♂️

Today’s Jack-in-the-Box surprise: Governor Tim Walz! Mr. “Save Our Democracy” himself...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

The Hidden Hands Behind Everything

When banks run the country, debt becomes a lifelong sentence. When big pharma runs healthcare, cures take a back seat to profits. When p...

madam-ak

23.52

BTC Needs To Break Above 92k

"Bitcoin is currently trading below the trendline and needs to break above $92,000. A successful break above this level could push t...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 🦃

Forget the stress, forget the grind Today brings peace and love combined. With food, with laughs, with memories true, Happy Thanksgiving...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Chicago 2025 The Crime Is Down” Comedy Tour

A quick reminder of what “totally safe” Chicago looked like this year: • River North drive-by (July): 4 killed, 14 wounded outside a clu...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

72 Chances Later… And THIS Is the Result 🤦‍♂️

Here we go again another episode of “Give Him One More Chance, Maybe He’ll Turn Into an Angel.” Spoiler: he didn’t. Meet Lawrence Reed, ...

madam-ak

23.52

Top Assets Currently In Loss

"Here’s the percentage of supply currently in loss for the top assets: 🟠 BTC: 34.91% ⚫ XRP: 36.70% 🔵 ETH: 38.37% 🟣 SOL: 74.84% Marke...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

When Your Name Starts Rhyming With Noriega and Bin Laden…

Welcome to Part 2 where things get educational, historical, and mildly disrespectful. Let’s talk patterns, because America has a type an...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Maduro Gets the Label Nobody Survives 🤯

Welcome to Part 1 of this three-part saga the educational comedy show your government never wanted you to see. So here’s the plot twist:...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Campbell’s Soup VP Accidentally Drops the Secret Ingredient 🤯

So apparently the Campbell’s Soup universe just got its own plot twist, because another corporate executive has been caught saying the q...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Everyone Wants the Epstein List… But Not This List

Everyone’s freaking out about “THE EPSTEIN LIST.” It’s basically the Super Bowl of outrage. But let’s be honest — if there wasn’t a famo...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Trust the System… What Could Go Wrong?

PART 3 of 3 — The “this will never happen here” chapter...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Two Mascots, One Paycheck

John and Jose were chilling on a park bench, sipping gas-station coffee like it was fine wine, when the universe decided to get weird. R...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

How Politics Turns Homes Into Battlefields

We’re living in a time where people are softer than a wet paper towel, and yet they’re willing to lose friends and family over politicia...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Digital ID What Could Possibly Go Wrong? 🤷‍♂️

PART 2 of 3 They swear digital ID is just to stop illegal workers...

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

Cheers to Friday 🍻🥂

Cheers to Friday: may our choices be questionable and our stories unforgettable 🥂 🍻😅😂😂

melrod97

13.11
PeakD

How Is This The Same Planet🤦‍♂️

Quick thought: how wild is it that Mexico’s marching because their leaders won’t take on cartels...

melrod97

13.11

Don’t Mind Me, Just Overthinking Again 🤷‍♂️ 😅

Oh, here we go...

melrod97

13.11

The U.S. and Mexico: Political Twins Separated at Birth

They claim to protect citizens...