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fieryfootprints4.3 K4 days agoHive.Blog2 min read

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I have a theory- I am the best at having sex. I have no equals or rivals. That comes without saying because I have a 44cm cock and last five hours in bed. After fucking with me girls no longer want to have sex with any other guy. But you don't have to believe my words. After all I could be just be tooting my own horn by saying this. So to prove or disprove my theory I am accepting girls from 24 to 35 year old as volunteers to have sex with me. Depending if I find you attractive your time to meet me may come sooner or much much later... Let's do this in the name of Science!

Another theory is that I never had sex. My cock is average size and I can only last a few minutes in bed. I don't like this theory as much as the first one. But for Science I am willing to test it as well. By the way I think that we will need to have sex at least a hundred times to prove either theory as true. Also I will keep the right to film our sex and sell those videos to gather more opinions data and prove either theory as correct one.

I am not sure which new skill I would pick. I already know a bit of english. But I would like to be fluent at it. So if I could just get better at english I would probably pick that option. But if I would have to pick a completely new language to learn I would be less tempted by this option. Because I think that learning other languages would be less useful. I think that in that case I would pick cooking. I am not too picky about what I eat. But having the skill too cook well would help me a lot. On the hundred + dates to test the theories I mentioned before I could just cook some food and not have to do other expensive activities. Also if I cooked well enough that would get me some bonus points and help me get evidence for the first theory.

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